Robots Live Among us!

Came across this the other day. I linked it to my friend and his immediate comment was "We are robots". What I want to know is how in the world can someone keep a straight face when plummeting down a steep grade chute toward a pool of water? Wouldn't it make more sense if their expression looked more like the watermark in the lower left? This must mean robots live among us, or badassness is contagious.

Emotion is For Girls

While everyone else is shitting their pants, this guy is intently staring at something more far more interesting than the ride. Notice how he has that stiff lip look from those 80's movies where the main character's wear sun glasses and drive around looking way too badass for their own good. And why is everyone wearing different band Tshirts? If you are going to be groupies pick one, else you confuse people. What the fuck is going through that guys brain?